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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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