- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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