- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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