- Anti Joke

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Nero, sure you are okay?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)