- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what do you call a black chef glendon

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock Knock.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Potassium? K.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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