- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.