Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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