- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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