- Anti Joke

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.