- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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