- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

French people.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

balls in ya mouf

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

noodles

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Poop

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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