Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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