How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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