if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Religion

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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I love you very much.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Kate

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