Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Scott

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Kenny G

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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