Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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