- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock Knock Come in!

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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