Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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