whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Popsicles

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Netball.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Anti Joke

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