- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Why did the woman die Because she was old

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

9/11.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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