boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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9/11.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what color is blue? green

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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