There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's 9 +10 19

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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does this look unsure to you?

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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