Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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An antijoke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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NEVER

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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