Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Jews for Jesus

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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