how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Potato salad

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A fish walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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