- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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