- Anti Joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Jews for Jesus

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

live babies

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.