What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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i have aids and a chode

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Anti Joke

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