- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Rick Perry.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Robin, get in the car.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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