Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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