What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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