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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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