- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

woman's rights

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

all these jokes are horrible now

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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