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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Detroit has a low crime rate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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