- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Fat? Jesse Z

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