- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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