What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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