- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

hashtags suck balls

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Cheese

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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