- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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