why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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