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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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