- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

cancer

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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