Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

* anti-punchline

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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