why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

So FDR walks into a bar.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

woman's rights

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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