- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

#Getweird

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

knock knock who's there ?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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