- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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