- Anti Joke

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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