What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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