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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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