- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

sucks Syntax...

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

God is real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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