The New York Giants

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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