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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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