- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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