- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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