- Anti Joke

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.