knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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do you have a wife?

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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