How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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The New York Giants

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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