- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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