How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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I don't get it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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