Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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