- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

poopy is poopy

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

If you have a stroke, call 000

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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