Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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