Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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