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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

justin beiber sucks

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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