- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

You are joking right?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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