Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Lindsay Lohan

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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