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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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