- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

human centipede

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A gay man watches football.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Women's rights.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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