- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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