What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

outside your comfort zone

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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