A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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