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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the man die? He was old.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How old are you? 7

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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