- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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