- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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