- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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