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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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