What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

YOU

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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