- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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