- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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