Amanda Knox walks home free.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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