- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Okay.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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