what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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